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make script groovier

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Daniel Newman 2026-05-17 09:01:11 -04:00
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@ -144,6 +144,27 @@ if ((tokens < MIN_TOKENS)); then
exit 2
fi
# Hard stop at 1,000,000 tokens. Past this point we feel obligated to
# remind the user — out loud — what they actually downloaded.
JOKE_THRESHOLD=1000000
if ((tokens > JOKE_THRESHOLD)); then
cat >&2 <<'EOF'
🔥🔥🔥 HOLD ON A SECOND 🔥🔥🔥
You just asked to burn more than 1,000,000 tokens.
Friendly reminder: THIS REPO IS A JOKE. It is a satirical bash script
that lights real money on fire to inflate vanity metrics. There is no
business reason to run it. The README is sarcasm. The "enterprise
version" is not real. Your CEO might not be impressed.
Refusing to proceed. Go touch grass. 🌱
EOF
exit 1
fi
# ~4 chars/token is the standard rule of thumb for English text.
target_chars=$((FILLER_TOKENS * 4))
filler_len=${#FILLER_LINE}