diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 72340bf..5181ec6 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -1411,6 +1411,15 @@ Things I chose while building, with the reasoning:
     pre-blurred wallpaper — the scene is clearly visible through the glass, and the
     pixel-contrast scan still passes.
 
+74. **Phones get flat glass, not live blur.** The touch fallback from 73 (a real backdrop blur
+    over the live scene) turned out to be the wrong trade: every pane re-blurs on every frame
+    while the bubbles animate, and phones choke — input lag, "buttons take ages to respond". Touch
+    devices now drop both the bake (which mispaints there) *and* the live blur: the panes keep the
+    thin Ask-pill tint over the sharp scene (the hand-rolled activity fills keep their own tints),
+    i.e. transparent glass at zero per-frame cost. Desktop keeps the baked blur — the same look as
+    the phones had, without the GPU bill. `tests/mobile-test.mjs` pins the flat contract (no baked
+    layer, no backdrop-filter on a card) with a touch context.
+
 73. **Touch devices blur the live backdrop; desktop keeps the bake.** Mobile engines repaint
     `background-attachment: fixed` late (and iOS treats it as scroll), so the baked glass showed a
     stale crop of the wallpaper until a tap forced a repaint — "some of the UI looks bugged until I
diff --git a/app/globals.css b/app/globals.css
index 67060f6..7a9531b 100644
--- a/app/globals.css
+++ b/app/globals.css
@@ -597,13 +597,14 @@
   background-repeat: no-repeat, no-repeat;
 }
 
-/* Touch devices: the baked backdrop is `background-attachment: fixed`, which
-   mobile engines repaint late (and iOS treats as scroll) — panes showed a
-   stale crop of the wallpaper until a tap forced a repaint ("some UI looks
-   bugged until I click it"). Touch hardware has the GPU budget for the honest
-   version instead: a real backdrop blur over the live scene, so the bubbles
-   blur through the glass as they pass. Desktop keeps the bake (measured
-   cheaper there, and verified correct). */
+/* Touch devices: flat glass, no bake and no live blur. The baked layer is
+   `background-attachment: fixed`, which mobile engines repaint late (iOS
+   treats it as scroll) — panes showed a stale crop until a tap forced a
+   repaint. The honest alternative (a real backdrop-filter) is worse: every
+   pane re-blurs on every frame while the bubbles animate, and phones choke —
+   measured as input lag, "buttons take ages to respond". So on touch the
+   panes keep the thin Ask-pill tint over the sharp scene: transparent glass
+   at zero per-frame cost. Desktop keeps the baked blur. */
 @media (max-width: 639px), (pointer: coarse) {
   .aero .card,
   .aero .glass-solid,
@@ -618,16 +619,18 @@
   .aero .btn-secondary,
   .aero .btn-primary,
   .aero .grad-ice,
-  .aero .segmented,
-  .aero .segmented > button[aria-pressed="true"],
-  .aero .segmented > a[aria-current="page"],
-  .aero .chat-bubble,
-  .aero .chat-answer {
+  .aero .segmented {
     background-image: none;
-    @apply backdrop-blur-md backdrop-saturate-[1.4];
+    background-color: rgb(255 255 255 / 0.32);
+  }
+  .aero .segmented > button[aria-pressed="true"],
+  .aero .segmented > a[aria-current="page"] {
+    background-image: none;
+    background-color: rgb(255 255 255 / 0.45);
   }
   .aero .chat-bubble,
   .aero .chat-answer {
+    background-image: none;
     background-color: rgb(255 255 255 / 0.55);
   }
   .aero .tabbar {
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 0b287c9..8f66078 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
   "name": "freezmo",
-  "version": "0.3.8",
+  "version": "0.3.9",
   "private": true,
   "license": "GPL-3.0-only",
   "scripts": {
diff --git a/public/sw.js b/public/sw.js
index 1ffe03c..95402dc 100644
--- a/public/sw.js
+++ b/public/sw.js
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@
  *
  * Bumping CACHE_VERSION is how a new deploy invalidates old assets.
  */
-const CACHE_VERSION = "freezmo-v67";
+const CACHE_VERSION = "freezmo-v68";
 const SHELL_CACHE = `${CACHE_VERSION}-shell`;
 const ASSET_CACHE = `${CACHE_VERSION}-assets`;
 
diff --git a/tests/mobile-test.mjs b/tests/mobile-test.mjs
index 398b890..ad4ef41 100644
--- a/tests/mobile-test.mjs
+++ b/tests/mobile-test.mjs
@@ -295,13 +295,13 @@ const AXE = axeSource();
   await page.waitForTimeout(1000);
   const glass = await page.evaluate(() => {
     const coarsish = matchMedia("(pointer: coarse)").matches || matchMedia("(max-width: 639px)").matches;
-    const el = document.querySelector(".segmented");
+    const el = document.querySelector(".card");
     const cs = getComputedStyle(el);
     return { coarsish, backdrop: cs.backdropFilter, image: cs.backgroundImage };
   });
   check(
-    "theme: touch glass blurs the live backdrop (no baked layer)",
-    glass.coarsish && glass.backdrop.includes("blur") && glass.image === "none",
+    "theme: touch glass is flat (no bake, no per-frame blur)",
+    glass.coarsish && glass.backdrop === "none" && glass.image === "none",
     JSON.stringify(glass),
   );
   await context.close();