From d249712b13e808080c14730d709bef68fd0af159 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Daniel Newman Date: Mon, 18 May 2026 12:01:13 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] make script groovier --- bin/burn | 4 +++- 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/bin/burn b/bin/burn index f391ca3..62fb537 100755 --- a/bin/burn +++ b/bin/burn @@ -157,7 +157,9 @@ You just asked to burn more than 1,000,000 tokens. Friendly reminder: THIS REPO IS A JOKE. It is a satirical bash script that lights real money on fire to inflate vanity metrics. There is no business reason to run it. The README is sarcasm. The "enterprise -version" is not real. Your CEO might not be impressed. +version" is not real. Yes, burning lots of tokens might impress +your manager, but I'm not enough of a nihilist to be the actual +mechanism enabling that. Refusing to proceed. Go touch grass. 🌱