diff --git a/bin/burn b/bin/burn
index f391ca3..62fb537 100755
--- a/bin/burn
+++ b/bin/burn
@@ -157,7 +157,9 @@ You just asked to burn more than 1,000,000 tokens.
 Friendly reminder: THIS REPO IS A JOKE. It is a satirical bash script
 that lights real money on fire to inflate vanity metrics. There is no
 business reason to run it. The README is sarcasm. The "enterprise
-version" is not real. Your CEO might not be impressed.
+version" is not real. Yes, burning lots of tokens might impress
+your manager, but I'm not enough of a nihilist to be the actual
+mechanism enabling that.
 
 Refusing to proceed. Go touch grass. 🌱