diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 1c576a7..564e7f9 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@
 
 ![burn-baby-burn](burn.png)
 
+### Because nothing says "AI-native" like a six-figure token bill
 
 A bash one-liner that burns Claude Code tokens on purpose.
 
diff --git a/bin/burn b/bin/burn
index 86d901d..5405a53 100755
--- a/bin/burn
+++ b/bin/burn
@@ -268,18 +268,16 @@ restore_cursor() {
 trap restore_cursor EXIT
 
 CELEBRATIONS=(
-  "🔧 You are a great engineer!"
+  "🔧 You are an true AI-native engineer!"
   "🪄 You are an AI wizard!"
   "🕺 Tokens burned. Groove restored."
-  "✨ Claude never saw that coming."
+  "✨ You are a master of vibe-coding."
   "🚀 You shipped faster than the flame could spread."
   "💃 The code is hot and the vibes are immaculate."
-  "🪩 Groovy job. Productivity achieved."
-  "⚡ The tokens are gone, but the legend remains."
+  "🪩 Groovy job. I've never seen someone so productive!"
   "🏆 Another glorious victory for human-machine collaboration."
   "⚡ You turned tokens into pure developer energy."
   "🎩 Behold: a masterclass in responsible token combustion."
-  "🌈 The code goblins approve this burn."
   "🛠️  Great work. The token furnace is pleased."
 )